What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

Why does my cat get anxious during loud noises like thunderstorms or firework displays? Is this a common behavior for cats, and is there a way to help them cope with it?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

"Ancient Carbon" is Leaking into Our Atmosphere, Upending Our Thinking on Climate Change Models - The Debrief

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

How should one handle a situation where they suspect their partner of cheating, but their partner denies it and claims it is all in their head?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why did you choose not to join Mensa?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do women stubbornly refuse to let men lead, even though they are attracted to the man, and the man both loves and desires them? Why do they get angry and blame the man when he gets fed up and walks away, when it's entirely their own fault?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

Will my 9 year old face more difficulties than most girls her age if she’s an early bloomer? My daughter already needs regular B cup bras. The doctor says that my daughter will be even more developed by 11-12 years of age.